Welcome to The Danger Brothers’ Headquarters.

Any information beyond the current page is classified, and therefore does not exist.

Only members of Team Danger may possess this knowledge, as it is often vital to the task at hand.

 

Information

 

Current members: [Classified]

Website by: [Classified]

You can visit the physical Team Danger HQ at: [Classified]

 

This website is best viewed through an empty toilet roll core.

If you want to touch a/the Danger Brother(s), you can email us at [Classified] and request a formal meeting.

 

 

Affiliates;

The Mumbling Wildebeest

 

The Danger Brothers,

Fighting crime since 1999.

“…we don’t just love ourselves, we are also aware of our superiority.” – Team Danger

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* We are aware that there are females in Team Danger, but “The Danger Siblings” sounds a bit wank, and is therefore not commonly used.

** Slightly opinionated.

 

 

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