Welcome
to The Danger Brothers’ Headquarters.
Any information beyond the current page is classified, and
therefore does not exist.
Only members of Team Danger may possess this
knowledge, as it is often vital to the task at hand.
Information
Current members: [Classified]
Website by: [Classified]
You can visit the physical Team
Danger HQ at: [Classified]
This website is best viewed through an empty toilet roll
core.
If you want to touch a/the
Danger Brother(s), you can email us at [Classified] and request a formal
meeting.
Affiliates;
The Danger Brothers,
Fighting crime since 1999.
“…we don’t just love ourselves, we are also
aware of our superiority.” – Team Danger
* We are aware that there are females in Team Danger, but
“The Danger Siblings” sounds a bit wank, and is therefore not commonly used.
** Slightly opinionated.